Stephen Colbert Kicks Facebook While It’s Down

“Individuals began noticing one thing was improper this morning once they felt pleased for greater than half-hour.” — JAMES CORDEN

“Because the panic grew, Facebook didn’t say what could be inflicting the outage. Now, I’m no laptop skilled, however my principle is a simply god?” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Now, clearly, that is the day the machines have risen up and are taking up, however don’t panic: They solely know our ideas, emotions, household, mates, location, facial patterns and banking information.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“In the meantime, individuals who couldn’t use Instagram spent the day posting their weekend pumpkin-patch selfies on LinkedIn.” — JIMMY FALLON

“It was so unhealthy that the one approach Facebook might let the world know what was happening — and that is true — was by posting a message on Twitter. ” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“That should harm. Facebook speaking issues on Twitter? That’s like Burger King working out of fries and having to announce it on a Large Mac.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

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